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“But we were shouting at the bus before the game mum. We had flares and everything”
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What do you call an Irish woman who performs a medical imaging technique used to visualise the inside of blood vessels and organs of the body, with particular interest in the arteries, veins, and the heart chambers?
Angie O'Gram.
Angie O'Gram.
My wife just texted me to say she’s made a Voodoo doll of me.
I think she’s pulling my leg.....
I think she’s pulling my leg.....
My wife said to me, "I know you've been cheating on me with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch."
I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
I said, "How can you say such a thing?"
My wife has had a bad week. 1st she was diagnosed with diabetes and now hay fever.
I've tried my best to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
I've tried my best to cheer her up with flowers and chocolate.
Ugly nurse: "that guy in bed 1 has Ludo tattooed on his dick"
Pretty nurse: "no that's Llandudno dear".
Pretty nurse: "no that's Llandudno dear".