With Jota injured, Darwin Nunez seems keen to step in….
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Before I got married I would sit at a red traffic light for hours because I didn’t have anyone to tell me the light had changed to green.
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I tried leaving my bondage loving girlfriend.
I couldn't my hands were tied.....
I couldn't my hands were tied.....
A pharmacist comes back from his break and sees a man leaning against the wall, his face strained and nervous. He asks his assistant: "What's wrong with that man over there?"
"He came in looking for cough medicine," she replies. "I couldn't find any, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives."
"Oh great!" steamed the pharmacist. "He is going to sue us now. You don't give laxatives to a person with a cough!"
"Well," said the clerk defensively, "look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
"He came in looking for cough medicine," she replies. "I couldn't find any, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives."
"Oh great!" steamed the pharmacist. "He is going to sue us now. You don't give laxatives to a person with a cough!"
"Well," said the clerk defensively, "look at him. He's afraid to cough!"