Off Topic Jokes thread
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
What's that i asked. It’s a mother and daughter threesome, she said. I said, No, really excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was My Lucky Night. So I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: Mum, you still awake……..
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
What's that i asked. It’s a mother and daughter threesome, she said. I said, No, really excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was My Lucky Night. So I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: Mum, you still awake……..
Elvis Presley's coffin was made of oak and took three weeks to construct.
John Lennon's coffin was made of pine and took ten days to construct.
Gene Pitney's 24 hours, from balsa....
John Lennon's coffin was made of pine and took ten days to construct.
Gene Pitney's 24 hours, from balsa....
I just saw this fella steal some flowers and the woman from the shop was running after him.
I thought I'd encourage her.. So I shouted....
Run Florist, Run!!..
I thought I'd encourage her.. So I shouted....
Run Florist, Run!!..
