Off Topic Jokes thread
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INSTRUCTOR: "Can you read that car number plate from here?"
ME: "Yes I can, now will you PLEASE open our PARACHUTE!"
ME: "Yes I can, now will you PLEASE open our PARACHUTE!"
I was just about to finish my w*nk when someone knocked on my door.
"Go away!!" I yelled, "I'm busy".
He said, "Sir, the traffic lights on green."
"Go away!!" I yelled, "I'm busy".
He said, "Sir, the traffic lights on green."