Off Topic Jokes thread
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Tasmanian place names that Aussies laugh at.......
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'
Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, WongChow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, WongChow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'