I bought the wife a vibrator for Christmas.
All she has done ever since is moan and groan !
All she has done ever since is moan and groan !
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FIFA world rankings announced, and Scotland are now 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway....
Off to University in an attempt to improve my Cuppa Soup making technique.
I'm doing a Bachelors Degree.....
I'm doing a Bachelors Degree.....
- Finally Al Jazeera have launched their new TV channel to be called Taliban TV - programmes are to include:
- 1) Middle - Eastenders
- 2) I"m a terrorist get me out of here!
- 3) Ready, Steady Bang
- 4) Pimp my Camel
- 5) Only Paki"s on Camels
- And their X.X.X. Rated program called "show us your face..!"
- A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness.
- The doctor says, "congratulations!
- Do you know who the father is?"
- The prossy replies, "if you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"
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