Now the transfer window has shut, Liverpool fans are disappointed that they didn’t get Bale.
They are going back to Court next week to try again.....
They are going back to Court next week to try again.....
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PADDY'S LAST WILL!
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. “The f*cker had a window cleaning round."
Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. “The f*cker had a window cleaning round."
Wife's dumping me cos of my obsession for rugby, I'm gutted, can't believe it, I begged her for one last try.......
A lorry carrying Vicks nasal spray has crashed on the M1.
Police say there will be no congestion for 8 hours
Police say there will be no congestion for 8 hours
If you ever feel your job is really pointless.
Just remember: there is some bloke in Germany putting indicators on BMW cars...
Just remember: there is some bloke in Germany putting indicators on BMW cars...
Breaking news: It has been revealed that the real father of Beyoncé is in fact 70’s & 80’s entertainer Roy Castle.
While she has accepted the findings, she’s refusing to take his surname......
While she has accepted the findings, she’s refusing to take his surname......