Off Topic Jokes thread

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  • A Scouser is driving through Liverpool with his dog in the passenger seat.
  • A police panda car follows him for about half a mile and then puts its siren and stop sign on indicating to him to pull over.
  • As the copper approaches the car he sees the Scouser is slapping the dog`s head.
  • He tells the driver to wind down his window and asks
  • "Why are you hitting the dog?"
  • The Scouser replies, "The bloody thing just ate my tax disc"
 
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