Off Topic Jokes thread

A man comes home drunk in the early hours of the morning, his wife was angry and waiting at the door.
She says, "Out drinking again!?
How much did you spend this time?"
He says, "�200."
She shouts, "Two hundred f*cking quid?. That"s ridiculous, spending so much money in one night!"
He says, "That"s easy for you to say: you don"t smoke, you don"t drink, and you have your own pussy."
 
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