Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee after Mass. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men gave her a look and said, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38 Double D breasts, 24″ waist, and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank and if all goes well I'll be debt free and own everything that I have now. I'm soooo excited, I can hardly put my balaclava on.
