So I was in Waitrose on the island of Guernsey the other day and I asked a staff member: "Can you tell me where the potatoes are please?" She said: "On the next aisle". So I nipped over to Jersey.......
In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top. A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.