The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first. Sounds like codswallop to me.......
I was in my garden today and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?” “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...” She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!” Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”