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    The bloke in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.

    Sounds like codswallop to me.......
     
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    I was in my garden today and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”
    “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”
    She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”
    Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
     
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