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    This is not going to go well !!!
     
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    My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar
    So I have to fill her slot instead.
     
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    I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.
     
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    A courtroom artist was arrested today.
    The details are sketchy.
     
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    When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn
    He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
    It’s our family hair loom.
     
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