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    Can someone tell me why so many ancient battles were fought on tourist sites?
     
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    Found £20 in a Tesco car park.

    I said to myself what would Jesus do.

    So l turned it into wine.
     
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    My wife ran away with the milkman today.

    Watching them drive off in his milk float was the worst two and a half hours of my life.
     
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