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    It's alright for some - they go back in the northern hemisphere so we've got an extra hour of this sh1t to endure :steam:
     
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    My friends just been shot with a starter pistol.

    Police think it’s race related.....
     
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    I gave the wife a handmade bra that i got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.
    "Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"
    I said, "No, but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction".
     
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    A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,
    What a turtle disaster
     
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