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    If two vegans have an argument is it beef?

    No

    Its a quornfrontation.
     
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    I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

    It was the grater of two evils.
     
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    Although my mum is from Arran, my dad from Kashmir, my maternal grandparents from Jersey and my paternal grandparents from Cardigan, we are still a close-knit family.
     
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