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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by devonFRATTONiser, Jan 25, 2015.

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    A long time ago, I had a job where I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.
    It feels like ancient history.
     
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    I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam.
    2B or not 2B - that is the question.
     
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    I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature.
    I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
     
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    Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
    Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
     
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    Even after all these years I still find it hard to believe that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.
     
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    The Yorkshire Cocktail.......

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    I've just heard that a guy has collapsed on the London Eye today.

    Paramedics on the scene say he's coming around slowly.
     
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    Think I will bypass the new cheese name whatever that is.
    It’s a really silly decision based on something that is not related to aboriginal people.
    Yes Coon is offensive when used in incorrect context to talk about aboriginal people.
    I wouldn’t like it either but I don’t hear it that much compared to 20-30 years ago which is a good thing
    But Coon cheese has been around forever.
    If they really want to go down this path they need to change everything like Coonabarabran and Coonawarra townships names .
    The stupidity really needs to draw a line somewhere
     
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