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    A sign outside our local hospital reads.......' thieves operate here '

    Surely it would be safer to let the surgeons do it
     
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    What's made of Leather and sounds like a sneeze ?



    A Shoe .
     
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    BREAKING:

    Winalot are on the verge of going bust...

    They've called in the retrievers!
     
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