A Muslim lady was denied entrance into Mcdonalds today until she removes her hijab.... Should have gone to Burka king
I was trying to get home in time for the football, but I was being held up by a learner driver. She was driving very slowly and kept stalling. "Come on, you stupid twat!" I shouted. "Get a ****ing move on!" She started crying and said it would be her last lesson with me.
It’s a little known fact that Robert Mugabe was really from Yorkshire. He tried keeping it quiet but if you say his surname backwards, the clue is there….
Kim Jong Un is said to be infuriated at the moment. He had wanted to name his first nuclear bombs in honour of himself. However... The names little boy and fat man were used by the USA in 1945.
