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    As a child, we were so poor that if l didn’t wake up with an erection .... l’d have nothing to play with for the rest of the day!
     
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    What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
    Beat it. We’re closed.
     
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    Why did God give men penises?
    So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.
     
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    What do you call a man with a small dick?
    Just-in!
     
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