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    Who was the first composer to die of Corona Virus?

    Dry Cough Ski...
     
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    Some breaking good news at last.

    Jehovah's Witnesses are now working from home.
     
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    All sporting events cancelled.

    But live boxing can still be seen at Tesco, Morrisons, Aldi, Lidl, Sainburys and Asda.......
     
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    "It does my fcuking head in," said the PM. "I mean, fcuk me drunk. I don't know why I even bother saying anything."
    Prime Minister Scott Morrison savages all the twats that went to Bondi yesterday and practiced safe distancing NOT.
     
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