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    I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More
     
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    Disgusting, look at all this stock piling !

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    Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots, a new ordnance survey map, a nice hand carved walkin stick & a rucksack. Then I went up to the Peak District, walked for about 5 miles stopped, sat on a stone wall, had a flask of coffee, then I walked another 5 miles, had a biscuit & then I...

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    Greggs have announced plans to start a delivery service using drones.

    All sounds a bit pie in the sky to me.
     
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    A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”

    I think it was Farmer Geddon.
     
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    Express your love!

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    Tesco sold out, Asda next.......

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