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    In light of recent of panic buying UK supermarkets have introduced purchase limits.

    Asda: 2 hand sanitisers, 24 toilet rolls max.

    Tesco: 1 Hand sanitiser, 18 toilet rolls & 2kg rice.

    Co-op: 12 rolls toilet paper, 1Kg rice.

    Aldi: 2 Trumpets, 1 diving suit & a MIG welder.
     
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    Now there is no footie, I spoke to the wife.

    She seems nice and she no longer works at Woolworths.....
     
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    Drastic measures.....

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