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    Sex therapists say the most effective way a woman can arouse a man is to spend ten minutes licking his ears...
    Personally I think it's bollocks!
     
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    I woke up this morning in a sweat, and started singing 'Baby Baby' and 'This Is The Rhythm Of The Night'.
    I think I've got the Corona Virus!
     
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    A bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and fries please."
    "Certainly sir," I said. "Eating in or take out?"
    "**** off you prick!" he said as he walked off with his food...
    I love working in the prison canteen!
     
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    My missus said to me, "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table."
    As we climbed into bed that evening, I said to her,
    "Excuse me my dear but, could you please pass me the fanny?"
     
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