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    I was Blessed with a 9" Penis .

    That Priest is in prison now .
     
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    My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
     
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    I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ”He’s trying to pull a fast one”.
     
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    I rang up British Telecom, I said, ”I want to report a nuisance caller”,
    He said ”Not you again”
     
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    Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says
    ”Oi – get out! We don’t want your type in here”
     
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    Leaked photo of Justin Bieber and police during drag racing..
     
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    They've just found a mummy in Egypt covered in chocolate and chopped nuts........

    The experts say it's PHAROAH ROCHER
     
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    Who was the Pharaoh's favourite chef?

    Gordon Ramesses
     
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