In deference to a changing climate , three pop bands have decided to change their names. Mildplay , Slush Patrol , and Drought Drought Drought.
My poor mate is in Hospital with food poisoning. He mistook a Daffodil bulb for a Shallot and ate it. Doctors say he'll be out in the Spring!
"Hello everyone and welcome to the plastic surgery anonymous group..... I see there are a lot of new faces here tonight !"
Went to my doctor today, and he told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, "Why, it's not bad for my health is it?" He said, "No, but it upsets the other patients in the waiting room!"
