Woop''s How could you..................after our exchange of Christmas Cheer - have you forgotten how to spell LIVERPOOL...........
Umm, it was a slip of the tongue......I'd had a few drinks........I was sozzled........I didn't know what I was doing........It is funny though, isn't it ?!.........and after all, you were born in Pompey !!!
URGENT NEW HOME WANTED !!!!! This is bella, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my wife for Christmas but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so I am now urgently looking to find her a new home I don't want any money just free to a good home. Her name is Tracy shes 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, she is a great cook, good with kids and always keeps a clean house. please log in to view this image
The wound is healing Woops and the fact that both of our sides are creeping up the table makes for a happier New Year -
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.