My son is taking part in a social experiment. He has to wear a Man Utd top for 2 weeks to see how the people react. So far he has been spat at, punched and verbally abused. It will be interesting to see what happens when he leaves the house......
"Sorry I'm late home," I said as I arrived back from work. "Some bloke had lost a £50 note in Tesco." "Were you helping him look for it?" asked my wife. "No. I was standing on it!"