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    Breaking news from the Magistrates Court in Plymouth, 2 men have been convicted of stealing a calendar from WH Smith - they got 6 months each.....
     
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    Don't throw old doll heads away....they make excellent night lights for children........

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    Sorry about this one I just don't know what came over me.
     
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    Handing over my I.D. at the post office, the clerk blurts out, "You've worn a bit since this photo was taken."

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