I’m not surprised that Thomas Cook has collapsed, what with the prices they charge for holidays. Why, only last week my local butchers had a sign out saying ‘Turkey only £20’.
I played football yesterday on a pitch surfaced with compacted rubble and broken bricks We won 5-4 on aggregate...
The Good News - Apparently I've got the body of a 20 year old. The Bad News - The Police want to know where she's buried.
There was a young woman who begat, three brats named Pat, Nat and Tat. There was fun in the breeding, but when it came to the feeding, It was discovered, there was no tit for for Tat.
