Did you hear about the guy who got his sleeping pills mixed up with his Viagra? He went to bed and had forty w*nks.
My wife"s pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. I replied, "yes just once." The doctor asked, "what was it like?" I said, "it was dark, then suddenly very light."
I was at a pub where a man was telling really bad limericks, so some guy got up and smacked him. It was poetic justice.
