Finding funny, kind and attractive women is hard and getting one of them to sleep with you even harder. You can understand the temptation to use drugs like rohypnol; which apparently enable you to do whatever you like to any woman. I found it just made me really sleepy.
What"s the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," Black begins, "y"all motherf*ckers ain"t gonna believe dis sh*t!"
please log in to view this image He recently retired and drove his brand new Corvette Stingray out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west the interstate, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he continued, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” The gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a MI State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.” “Have a good day Sir!” replied the trooper.
I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money is coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van.
