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    I was at Heathrow in the Arrivals Hall waiting for my sister.

    When I saw her I shouted “Hi sis”


    Never seen so many armed police in my life <yikes>
     
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    My girlfriend was going to the hairdressers.

    She asked me what cut would make her more attractive.

    Seems that a power cut wasn’t the right answer .....
     
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