Off Topic Jokes thread
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I’m the best man at my mates second wedding....
Is it appropriate to open my speech with "Welcome back everyone “.....?
Is it appropriate to open my speech with "Welcome back everyone “.....?
Madeleine McCann could turn up tomorrow, and it would still only be the third best comeback in Europe this week.....
- A horse walks into a bar,
- The barman asks, "why the long face?"
- To which the horse replies, "I"ve got AIDS."
- My mate really suffers badly from premature ejaculation
- He entered a wnaking race last week and finished first and second.