Off Topic Jokes thread

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  • George Bush is being giving his daily briefing, he is told that yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.
  • "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That"s terrible!"
  • His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
  • Finally he looks up with a devastaded expression on his face and he asks,
  • "How many is a brazillion?"
 
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  • Bloke speeding through some country lanes in his brand new Porsche Carrera 4 x 4 when out of no where steps a Paki.
  • He hits him full on and skittles him over the edge and into a nearby farmers field.
  • Off he speeds thinking f*ck it it"s only a Paki.
  • 2 miles down the road and he starts to feel bad about what he has just done so he drives back to the accident scene.
  • He gets out of his motor but can"t see a thing except this farmer tapping some freshly dug earth with a shovel.
  • He shouts over to the farmer, "Hey mate you haven"t seen a Paki around here have you?"
  • Farmer replies, "Yep I"m just burying him."
  • The blokes says, "Bloody hell mate was he dead?"T
  • he farmer replies, "He says he wasn"t but you know what lying bastards they are!"
 
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