Off Topic Jokes thread

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A man arrives home to find his wife standing on the porch with her bags packed. "Where are you going"? She replies " Las Vegas, they say I could make $500 a night doing what I give you for free." He comes downstairs too with his bags packed. she says "And where are you going"? "I'm coming with you" "Why"? she asks. He replies "I just want to see how you can live on $1000 a year!!