Off Topic Jokes thread
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It's been 40 years since Stan Boardman's legendary 'Fokker' joke - the most controversial ever told on TV.
Remember Fokker-gate?
It's the definition of a legendary TV moment really, specifically because of the chaos it caused both during and after a live broadcast. Indeed, Stan was all but banned from appearing on live TV for a considerable amount of time afterwards.
Remember Fokker-gate?
It's the definition of a legendary TV moment really, specifically because of the chaos it caused both during and after a live broadcast. Indeed, Stan was all but banned from appearing on live TV for a considerable amount of time afterwards.
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Its a little known fact that Cilla Black and Carol Decker founded the well known electrical company,
Cilla and Carol power tools.......
Cilla and Carol power tools.......
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Keir Starmer MELTS as he meets up with EU leaders and becomes BESOTTED with one in particular
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A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards..... What does he think this place is an auto parts store?'
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... Are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
'She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
I went into the pub and asked for a pint of "Less"
What's that, asked the barman, I've never heard of it? I said, I'm not sure, the doctor just told me I should drink less!
What's that, asked the barman, I've never heard of it? I said, I'm not sure, the doctor just told me I should drink less!
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You can’t win. I asked my wife if she fancied going out for a bite to eat on Valentine’s Day.
‘Savoy?’ she suggested.
Strangely she seemed not too happy as we tucked into a delicious plate of boiled cabbage
‘Savoy?’ she suggested.
Strangely she seemed not too happy as we tucked into a delicious plate of boiled cabbage