Off Topic Jokes thread
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I heard eggs are going back up again...
That'll surprise a few chickens.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
My car wouldn't start this morning.
I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block.
He said: "Good day to you Sir, and might I remark how splendidly handsome you look today?"
I knew the problem straight away:
bat flattery…..
I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block.
He said: "Good day to you Sir, and might I remark how splendidly handsome you look today?"
I knew the problem straight away:
bat flattery…..