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The prostitutes tax return
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her tax returns.
The accountant says, "Well, before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address etc and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase
that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks, "Excuse my ignorance but what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, believe it or not, I must have raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is then !!
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she
needs to file her tax returns.
The accountant says, "Well, before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address etc and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase
that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite poultry farmer."
The accountant asks, "Excuse my ignorance but what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, believe it or not, I must have raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Poultry Farmer it is then !!
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