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I'm actually mixed race.
My dad is Welsh and my mum is Hungarian.
I'm Well-Hung ....
My dad is Welsh and my mum is Hungarian.
I'm Well-Hung ....
A surgeon goes to check his patient after surgery.
He says to her "Everything went fine and you will recover completely"
The young woman says "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again"?
The surgeon paused for a while and wiped a small tear from the corner of his eye, the woman now alarmed, said
"What's the matter doctor, I will be OK won't I"?
The surgeon smiled and said "Yes, yes you will be fine, it's just that no-one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out"
He says to her "Everything went fine and you will recover completely"
The young woman says "How long will it be before I can have a normal sex life again"?
The surgeon paused for a while and wiped a small tear from the corner of his eye, the woman now alarmed, said
"What's the matter doctor, I will be OK won't I"?
The surgeon smiled and said "Yes, yes you will be fine, it's just that no-one has ever asked me that question after having their tonsils out"
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