The Sperm Clinic nurse asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. I said I wasn't ready for competitive w*nking.
How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? YOU TELL ME MR SMARTARSE!! AND IF YOUR SO SMART YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN FCUKING TEA!!I "I'M GOING TO MY MOTHERS!!
The NHS has announced that all sperm banks in Manchester and West London will close for the next 7 days as all the w*nkers will be in Moscow.
Little Johnny asks his redneck daddy, "what"s sex?" Dad figured to keep it simple and ordered ma upstairs and to strip. Ma strips and lies on her back, then Pa says to Johnny, "you see that hole on your ma there? You just watch yer old daddy go!" and so he proceeds to demonstrate sex for Johnny. Johnny"s watching with interest when his sister came in and asked, "Johnny, what are they doing?" Johnny said, "sex."She asked, "what is sex?" So Johnny says, "you see that hole on Pa there? Well, you just watch your little brother go!"
