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    I couldn't get my jogging trousers off yesterday....

    The doctor says I need an emergency trackybottomy
     
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    ''Why do they have signs in hospital car parks that say "Thieves operate here" ?

    I'd feel safer with a surgeon.....
     
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    I was on a date with a stockbroker last night. She was playing FTSE under the table
     
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