Off Topic Jokes thread

My mate was so poor as a kid he had to wrap his feet in bubble wrap just to pop to the shops.....

 

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much about biology.
Don’t know much about a science book.
Don’t know much about the French I took .

( The person who wrote this song wasn’t very good at school ).

 

I’m so bored, I’ve just rung someone in India to see if they’ve had an accidents in the last 3 years......

 

Played football against the lemonade factory last night.

They were 7up by half time..

 

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