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    7,8, I'll soon be 'late'
     
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    My wife is a light eater.

    She starts to eat as soon as it’s light
     
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    This is Jamie Vardy. Here are some facts about him you may not have known.
    •He was released by Sheff Wednesday at age 16 & joined Stocksbridge Park Steels in the 7th division
    •He worked as a Medical Splints Technician, he only made £30 a week.
    In 2007 he was convicted for a pub fight & had to wear an electronic tag.
    •He launched a camp to let non-league players get showcased.
    •Finally, he had a starring role in the TV series “Steptoe & Son” in which he was the iconic character, Albert Steptoe, who was known for being an obnoxious, self obsessed weird looking person. In a weird turn of ironic events, Jamie married Rebekah who was identical to the character he played in the sitcom.
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    What's the name of this pub - what does it smell like ?
     
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    What Mr Miyagi was doing while Daniel was polishing and waxing
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