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    Failed my biology test today.

    Apparently the answer to what was predominantly kept in cells wasn't Scousers.
     
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    A photon checks into a hotel.
    The front desk asks if it has any luggage.
    It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
     
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    Why did the scarecrow get an award?
    He was outstanding in his field.
     
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    I've just bought the wife an indoors ice pick, because when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said,

    "A climb axe would make a nice change."
     
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    Two people are in hospital after eating Lasagne containing 100% Horse Meat.

    They are said to be in a stable condition.
     
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    I once had a friend who broke off dating a girl because she was missing part of her foot.

    Apparently he was lack toes intolerant.
     
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    I was going to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam.
     
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    BREAKING NEWS!!!
    One of the largest Temu warehouses in China went up in flames today. No one was injured, but the total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as £51.79
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