Quick question. .. Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks ,and transplant it onto someone who isn't family? ...............................................Arse Skin for a friend...
Me and my mate were having a few beers and we begun discussing our sex lives. I asked "Have you ever looked at your wife's face during sex?" Yes, but just once, she looked angry"" "Why angry?" I asked "She was watching me through the window"
Got a pair of boxers with the London Underground map on for my birthday. Already had to change twice.....
Boy last night was windy…I now have 3 trampolines, a couple of hot tubs, a couple of gazebos and a spare caravan for sale. PM for details.... please log in to view this image
I called work this morning and whispered, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today. I have a wee cough." He exclaimed, "You have a wee cough?" I said, "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy. Every time I go past her in the house she says, "What an ass."
Binfluencer. The person on your street who puts the right bin out on the right day of the week so you know which coloured one to put out. please log in to view this image
