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    Well, he was the son of a toolmaker.....
     
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    Napoleon and his wife are buried next to each other.

    They're only a bone apart.....


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    A taxi was driving through a lower class town area, in the back of the taxi was a lady and her 12 year old son, he said "Mum, why are all these ladies standing in shop doorways?
    She said," oh, they're just waiting on there husband's coming home from work".
    The taxi driver says "why don't you tell him the truth, they're on the game, they sell sex for money"!
    The boy said "Is that true mum?, she says" I'm afraid so ".
    The boy says," if one of these ladies has a baby, what happens to it?,
    Mum says "It becomes a taxi driver……
     
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