Off Topic Jokes thread
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Centre Parcs resort chain, UK, is up for sale for £25 million.
Or £73 Million if bought during the school holidays....
Or £73 Million if bought during the school holidays....
I started doing some impressions of old TV detectives in the pub last night.
Telly Savalas aka Kojak, “Who loves ya baby?”
Peter Falk aka Colombo, "Just one more thing.”
Humphrey Bogart, “Play it again Sam.”
After a couple of others I noticed a young lady taking a lot of interest and asked her, “Would you like to see my Dick Tracy?”
She said, “Yes please, but my names not Tracy!”
Telly Savalas aka Kojak, “Who loves ya baby?”
Peter Falk aka Colombo, "Just one more thing.”
Humphrey Bogart, “Play it again Sam.”
After a couple of others I noticed a young lady taking a lot of interest and asked her, “Would you like to see my Dick Tracy?”
She said, “Yes please, but my names not Tracy!”
I was watching Countdown earlier, Rachel Riley was in a very short skirt.
I got aroused.
Only seven letters, but not bad for a first attempt.
I got aroused.
Only seven letters, but not bad for a first attempt.