Off Topic Jokes thread
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I went to Clarence House early today to give King Charles a haircut cut ahead of his official engagements.
I said to the guard, "Can you let me in, I'm here to cut the Kings Hair".
The guard said ," Have you got a Permit?".
No, I said, just a bit off the back"
I said to the guard, "Can you let me in, I'm here to cut the Kings Hair".
The guard said ," Have you got a Permit?".
No, I said, just a bit off the back"
I sat next to a very obese monk on the bus. We got chatting and all he talked about was philosophy and theology.
He was a deep fat friar.
He was a deep fat friar.
HELP NEEDED URGENTLY !! Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on EBay?
Yesterday I put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.
And now I'm apparently 5 mins away from owning Man Utd..
Yesterday I put in a bid for a cowboy outfit.
And now I'm apparently 5 mins away from owning Man Utd..
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
‘Lady of my dreams’
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
When she dialled the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband,
so, she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as:
‘Uncle Mick the mechanic’
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
‘Lady of my dreams’
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
When she dialled the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband,
so, she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as:
‘Uncle Mick the mechanic’