A Glaswegian to on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a long day on the slopes he goes into the bar at his hotel. After 6 double whiskeys he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He says to the barman
"What the hell is that?"
The barman says
"It's a moose"
The Glaswegian says
"Well bugger me
How big are the cats?"